Top Reasons You Know You’re A Mom (D. Letterman’s is my inspiration)
6. You call your husband by your child’s name
5. You fill your coffee pot filter with powdered formula
4. While cleaning you sing the Hokey Pokey actually doing the moves
3. Your lunch consists of Cheerios, KRAFT processed cheese and a juice box
2. A night out is grocery shopping until 9pm
And the number one reason…
To pay for your bar tab you remove from your purse: Yo Gabba Gabba underware, a teething ring and bottle cap to find your debit card.
Boys, a friendly warning from TaTa: Do NOT put your hands in mama's purse, you may not get it back! As organized as she keeps your lives, her purse is that DISorganized. Just sayin...
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